The life and times
Daily Horoscope by Astrology.comFriday May 18, 2012

Scorpio
Are you ever going to get to the gym? Today is perfect for rededicating yourself to fitness. It could be yoga or taking longer walks, but in one way or another, your body demands more attention.

Capricorn
You need to deal with feelings of insecurity today — though they could come from almost anyone! You should make sure that you’re keeping it positive, or you may find tears starting to well up!

Sagittarius
You are filled with good energy today — so make sure that you get out there and make the most of it! At least one golden opportunity pops up during the course of the day, and you need to jump on it!

Virgo
Your spirits are unusually high today — so much so that you might even be described as ‘feisty!’ It may actually be hard for you to back down from the struggle that comes your way this morning.

Libra
You need to deal with your primary relationships today — family, most likely, though it could be a sweetheart or even a business partner. Make sure that you’re all communicating clearly, even if it’s uncomfortable.

Pisces
You’ve been laboring under a pretty serious misapprehension for some time, but you can see clearly now. You may not like what you see, but reality can’t always be sweeter than fantasy.

Leo
You could turn even a trip to the dentist into something as fun as ten birthdays rolled into one! Your energy just can’t be contained, so make sure that you’re showing others how to have a good time.

agentmlovestacos:

And then, my heart exploded.

via http://keyyu.tumblr.com/ 

Catvengers, assemble!

Love it!

Love it!

d20crit:

Thorsday!

d20crit:

Thorsday!

sirtheodore:

I love blindfolds so much…

sirtheodore:

I love blindfolds so much…

sirtheodore:

A good slut knows her place by her master…

sirtheodore:

A good slut knows her place by her master…

sirtheodore:

A crop isn’t a crop well used unless it’s used on her…

sirtheodore:

A crop isn’t a crop well used unless it’s used on her…

sirtheodore:

And a good slut is what you need…

sirtheodore:

And a good slut is what you need…

sirtheodore:

You are my slut, and mine only… do you understand pet?

sirtheodore:

You are my slut, and mine only… do you understand pet?

sirtheodore:

conceptualpervert:

This defines us 

She is my queen, and I am her king. She is my slut and I am her Sir…

sirtheodore:

conceptualpervert:

This defines us 

She is my queen, and I am her king. She is my slut and I am her Sir…

Daily Horoscope by Astrology.com Thursday May 17, 2012

Scorpio
A minor health concern may worsen somewhat today — so get it checked out! Even if it turns out to be nothing, this is a great time to take positive steps to enhance your healthy living.

Leo
Try not to ask too many questions, but you may find that someone new sparks a lot of curiosity inside you today. It could be a spiritual leader or a new romance, but you’re sure this is the one!

Libra
Focus on one person at a time today — group interactions or presentations are less likely to go well for you. Still, you should be able to squeeze something good out of almost any situation you face.

Sagittarius
Spend some time with kids today — they are sure to be in sync with your good energy! It’s a good time for you to babysit for your friends or to hang out with a few nieces and nephews.

Virgo
Every now and then, you experience a new kind of focus that brings it all together and makes you realize what you’re doing — and why. Today brings that sense of purpose back into the light.

Capricorn
Safety concerns have to come first today, even if all seems clear. Check everything twice to avoid a mishap — if only because you can count on others being more slipshod in their safety checks!

Pisces
Something isn’t quite right, though you can’t put your finger on it. You may find that you’re dealing with a fake of some kind, but at least you’re not the only one who has been fooled!

For @lo_bot

For @lo_bot